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A sign in a hotel across the street from a Russian cemetery

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

From a European holiday brochure

"Having freshly taken over the propriety of this notorious house, I am wishful that you remove to me your esteemed costume.

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. There is a french window in every bedroom, affording delightful prospects.

I give personal look to the interior wants of each guest. Here, you shall be well fed-up and agreeably drunk.

Our charges for weekly visitors are scarcely creditable. Peculiar arrangements for gross parties, our motto is ever serve you right!"

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